*licks your nose* lads
*puckers lips* pals
*grabs crotch* bros
*bites your back* friends
*gets an arm full of matching couple tattoos* mates
*wraps dick around your face* bromance
"chicken stuffed with mozzarella wrapped in parma ham with a side of homemade mash" mortal enemies
Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All.
Now THIS is how you sell a fucking bikini.
WHAT WHAT LEGIT CHUBBY GIRLS IN ADS?! NOT JUST HOLLYWOOD CHUBBY BUT FOR REALS CHUBBY THANK YOU BLESS
(Models Shareefa J, Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer and fashion blogger Gabi Gregg)
"Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."
"Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."
"Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."
"Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."
"Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."
Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.
Why did jesus change his hair colour?
He dyed for our sins
this is the closest the internet will ever get to properly representing england